Blurb
After
discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman
world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did
exactly what was expected--he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths
and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions
and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life
others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various
monsters and their respective financial needs.
Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon’s interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.
Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon’s interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.
Author Bio:
Drew Hayes is an aspiring author from
Texas who has written several books and found the gumption to publish a few (so
far). He graduated from Texas Tech with a B.A. in English, because evidently
he’s not familiar with what the term “employable” means. Drew has been called
one of the most profound, prolific, and talented authors of his generation, but
a table full of drunks will say almost anything when offered a round of free
shots. Drew feels kind of like a D-bag writing about himself in the third
person like this. He does appreciate that you’re still reading, though.
Drew would like to sit down and have a
beer with you. Or a cocktail. He’s not here to judge your preferences. Drew is
terrible at being serious, and has no real idea what a snippet biography is
meant to convey anyway. Drew thinks you are awesome just the way you are. That
part, he meant. Drew is off to go high-five random people, because who doesn’t
love a good high-five? No one, that’s who.
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